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Murder on the Kilimanjaro Express

30/10/2013

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Assumed the position for 2 days!
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Don't worry I was not killed (obviously) nor did I murder anyone but more on that story later...

So after nearly not getting a ticket I made it on the train from Dar Es Salaam (Tanzania) to Kipiri  Mposhi (frontier town in Zambia where Clint Eastwood would be at ease) called the Kilimanjaro Express - it took over 2 days so don't read into the "Express" part. Over 48 hours on a Chinese train built in late 70's (so aged carriage stock) to move copper (3rd largest global mine) from Zambia to the coast for export - "land locked Chippy". 

In my carriage was Michael Duncan lookalike (big bloke from The Green Mile). Knew a little English but he was essentially the Del Boy of Tanzania...sells umbrellas in Africa! Met some other cool travellers and shared a few beers watching the sun go down over the stunning savannah plains of Tanzania...Zambia was not as attractive from the train by still nice. Food was even delivered to our first class cabin...you know I only do it in style!! Choice every meal was Fried chicken wing with rice or chips. Note this was the only offering for 48 hours so mixture of that and dodgy toilets meant I didn't eat much!

Although was not on time the nice part compared to bus is chilling watching the world go by without being crammed in like sardines. Like all stations in Africa they are a melting pot of people and tradesman/women. Chelsea shirts and beanies appear to be most popular...what can I say they have good tastes!! The best was this guy carrying a suitcase, football, iron, kettle, pants, toothpaste, beanies, torch, screwdriver...and more! He sold the briefcase as you asked. Like true traveller style a smile and a wave out the window gets a good response from the villages...with the occasional kiss blown...well at least I think was for me!!

Now for the murder part...Well I was kindly looked after by these 2 Zambian sisters in the same carriage as me (who had just bought 8 tonnes of towels from Dubai!). These ladies (Ruth and sister) would give Poirot a run for his money! The train in Zambia suddenly came to a halt...within a minute word was out the train had run over somebody. Within 5 mins the ladies said he was drunk on homemade spirits and released from prison 2 days earlier for robbery. Within 30 mins the body was a plant and not run over by the train as the blood was dry and would have been killed/murdered within last 24 hours...this deduction and knowledge by Ruth was known without even leaving the train!! It was weird seeing the passengers jumping off the train for a look and the locals were glad to have camera phones to show their friends!

When got to Lusaka was first time in 2 weeks of listening to music whilst travelling as sat alone which is refreshing...just shows you the characters you meet along the way. Also noticed that John Lewis started international deliveries...in Lusaka was a green van with JL logos!! In Livingstone spent first time in dorm where I surprisingly managed to sleep 9 hours. Hostel has the usual traveller weapons but nice crowd and just nice to stay in one place for a few days.


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If you threw water bottles you got a smile!
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A walking corner shop
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Didn't dream too often of 'Jaws' chewing through the door
Did the classic booze cruise / rafting combo thanks to an early Xmas present from Phil and it didn't disappoint...turns out Jagerbomb and beer pong is in Zambia although did give me hangover from hell!! Beautiful orange sun and full moon meant the booze flowed very well which was great for the nerves for the white water rafting!! Got to see a herd of elephants crossing the river, hungry hippos and snappy crocs!! The rafting was awesome and survived all the grade 5's without getting wet..aside from when we swam the rapids. Made you appreciate how strong the river actually is. Would share a photo but at $60 i declined the generous offer!!

As my first falls to visit they are very impressive...hope to tick off Igauzu and Angel next year so at least can compare. No visit to the falls would be without a visit to the colonial post Victoria Falls Hotel...high tea no less so brushed off the red jeans and collar and being a traveller had to make sure I ate my body weight in sandwiches and cakes...top tip courtesy of Tamsin to maximise eating capacity is a decent brunch!!

Also did a 2 day trip with Kalahari Tours to Chobe National Park in Botswana. WOW I have never seen so many elephants in one place...on the final day we saw around 300 elephants drinking by the river. Luckily we didnt have too many close encounters with the big cats.

Also a visit to the actual falls would not be complete without actually swimming in Devils Pools overlooking the falls and then breakfast on Livingstone Island just like Sir David over 150 years ago! Quite a thrill but luckily i tipped the guy enough to hold on tight...more than my mates clubbed together not to hold on tight!!

Livingstone and Vic Falls area is known as the adventure capital of Africa...I can see why!
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Look at Dumbo in the blue top!
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Sundowner o'clock...but which is your favourite Zambian one?
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Graham's big cat diary.
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Yes that is me looking over the Vic Falls...and yes I do need to get a tan. Tanning for gingers (ranga's) is a marathon not a sprint!!
Writing this in Zimbabwe on a bus in country 5 and due in country 6 tomorrow in just 3 weeks...talk about whirlwind tour but then Kenya and Zim weren't really on my To See List (but still count - will do a country list at the end). Most surprising of all are the visa fees for Africa and would suggest you plan slightly better than I in terms of route...so far $200 in fees for 4 of those countries...wished I had cemented my allegiance to South Africa and Namibia and got dual citizenship...could then justify wearing the shirt without the abuse from my mates!! Biggest surprise is that Africa is not cheap!! Also worth noting dont argue with border officials as they can stop you getting a visa...a lesson learned quickly in Zim...$55 for less than 12 hours!!

So having completed the main chunk of Africa...SA doesn't count as westernised and Madagascar will be off the scale (currently has bubonic plague to deal with!) I would have to say Zambia appears to be the nicest. Think it helps their official language is English but also the infrastructure is good. More importantly the people are really friendly and happy to chat. Was on a bus and borrowed the local paper from a chap next to me...turned out he was an ex-EY auditor (trying to run away from them!) who jacked it all in and became a tennis coach - his passion! An inspiration to follow his dream and maybe me taking a year off is a part of this. We then starting talking football and sport which as my mates will know was a quick conversation!! Pub quiz knowledge...Zambia top sport is amateur boxing!! Also met some doctors and witch doctors who gave an insight into Zambian life plus the usual taxi driver who told you his life story and miss-givings of Zambia.

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TIA

19/10/2013

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This is Africa.
This is a phrase similar to the one in Asia of "Same But Different" or in India "Yes Yes" with shakes of the head that usually mean "no". You start with one idea and leave with something else, not totally convinced either the trip or the directions will work.

A classic example experienced shortly after my Kilimanjaro trip ... I needed a bus to Dar Es Salaam (travel tip no1: Don't stay there just head through to Zanzibar). The bus was leaving at 8.30 so I was told to arrive at 8.00. The bus left at 8.45 and was meant to be 6hrs and I eventually arrived in Dar at a dodgy bus station (and I mean proper Croydon dodgy and nowhere near civilisation) in total darkness at 7pm. This bus journey cost me $30 ... bargain! The taxi from the bus rank which I took in earnest with the usual foreigner hassles was $25 ... not a bargain! So after 11 hours on the road I eventually arrived at my hotel - Ironically the bus company was called Dar Express. At least the bus (which stopped only once for 15min lunch) came with a free drink and biscuit ... the best part of the journey was the old TV showing Tanzanian movies about drunken husbands (played by The Bunk) who domestically abuse their wives ... thank goodness the acting made it not very convincing plus the special effects looked more like he had dropped his Strawberry Mivvi rather than been shot.
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The 8MB camera of his new iPhone 5C really captured the Kili summit we had to climb
Now more importantly, the climb up Kilimanjaro or Uhuru Peak at 5895m or "The roof of Africa". If you don't care about the gory detail then just look at the photos for proof.

Firstly big thanks to the team at Ashante Tours (means thank you in Swahili) a locally owned travel company. Turns out I had my own guide Aristde for the trip although I met a great couple from Oz (Dunc and Row - what is it with Aussies and abbreviations!?!) who I shared many a meal and bit of banter above the cloud line. The tour operation is slick ... I had a porter for my bag (that's 20kg on his neck), one for tent etc and one for food. They were last to leave in the morning after packing up and first to arrive at camp to set everything up. Well worth the $40 cost each for the week.

For those not in the know, you either do 4 or 5 days of climbing and acclimatisation and then 2 days down (always go for the total 7 day trip - higher success rate). Days are relatively tough and a good friend said when she climbed her motivating phrase was "pain is weakness leaving the body"... although mine was "if Cheryl Cole can do this then so can I" hence I never backed down - a bit like Cashley and his contract negotiations when moving to Chelsea. The hardest part I felt was the shortness of breath, running for the loo in the middle of the night knackers you; turning over in bed makes you breathe faster; even talking and eating at the same time takes more energy. For the geeks out there apparently oxygen levels are 9% at the summit compared to 21% at sea level. Aside from the oxygen deprivation, the views are unbelievable - sitting having lunch in glorious sunshine above the clouds with the Uhuru summit behind you was totally inspiring. I kept reminding Aristde that this is his daily office - last month mine was looking across the A4 and the Novotel. We had a little bit of rain but our spirits weren't dampened which meant that any alfresco toilet stops both day and night were a pleasure - particularly the starry night sky, providing you avoided the long drops! It made the Glastonbury loos on day 4 look inviting.

To paraphrase Redgrave 'if you see me in a tent again you can shoot me!' I was lucky to have a 2 man tent to myself which meant I could spread out a bit. It did still mean that my 6ft frame touched both ends which meant damp head and feet in the morning with the frost. Also since when does a thin piece of foam constitute a mattress? I rolled it in half and used my stolen/borrowed BA blanket as additional cushioning on my pelvis so I could get some sleep. So once I was comfortable I still had to battle with the temperature control and any midnight pit stops required multiple layers to prevent frost bite settling in (mild over exaggeration). I guess I'm trying to sum up that I don't need much pampering but a half decent bed, blow up mattress or doll would have made the experience much nicer - although I guess that's the point. You're in Africa half way up a mountain, if there was a Coke shop and some niceties then it wouldn't be the same, that would probably mean that you are in USA! Although it's worth pointing out that the more you pay on these trips, the more you get ... these Yanks got a burger and chips at the finishing gate. I got a hand shake.

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Lunch above the clouds - god I wished for a Diet Coke and Boost for energy rather than soup and rice (other brands are available)
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With Duncan and Row my Oz trekking buddies...and yes it was a fashion mistake to have matching trainers, jacket and hat!
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4 days in and 4700m above sea level..."please sir can I have some more" wasn't heard too often
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If you thought you were 'well hard' try carrying 20kg on your neck up a mountain ... The porters certainly deserved their tips.
And onto the Kilimanjaro summit ... By this time Dunc and Row had left me behind to summit a day earlier. I saw them come down near to the end of the day and although they had successfully reached the summit they looked totally broken (sure they won't want me saying that) which left me feeling a little bit apprehensive. My training so far had been a 6 hr walk over Box Hill (note the word hill) which shredded my feet and the occasional walk home from work or late night stroll (this did get some odd looks from my flat mate Gaz). Undeterred, I woke up at 12.30 for my midnight breakfast before starting the climb at 1am. I wanted to make the sunrise (see photos) so it took 5 hrs up and 2 hrs down and I was back in camp by 8am. Being an experienced athlete (6 marathons now that you ask) there is nothing more enjoyable than starting at the back and passing everyone, as my best mate Phil knows this means you have a target to track down and its that physiological advantage that pushes you harder and further. Our usual target to catch is most attractive pair of legs (Phil usually likes them hairy) After chasing all the headlamps ahead of me, we reached the summit feeling strong.

YES I MADE IT!

Thanks to all the acclimatisation we then went beyond the summit to the western edge of the mountain for more scenic views. After 9 photos by the summit and cold winds building we dashed down the mountain to camp. By saying dashed it meant my boots were like skis and I parallel turned down the mountain past rocks ... They didn't tell me this before the summit day. It was fun at first but after pushing for nearly 7 hours, near the bottom I hit the wall but was very glad to see my camp around the corner.
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5 hrs up for sunrise and 2 hrs down using my parallel skiing technique to good use
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Proof that Palmer Tours Chief Researcher made it to the top!
So whilst I'm sitting here in the ancient city of Stone Town in Zanzibar, I thought I would share some of my initial tour operator observations:

  1. Why do people on holiday think it is a good look to have braids or corn rolls? Have you never seen Monica from Friends?!?
  2. Is it only us Brits or why in the UK do we feel it necessary to queue for everything?
  3. Haggling for something, however small is a must ... even if for a $1... got my Tanzania Adidas footy top for $5 not $6! The traders expect it even if you look a little tight.
  4. Everywhere in Africa seems to have wifi - even the mountain had signal for most days.
  5. By learning the words Jambo (hello) and Mambo Por (how are you? ok?) in Swahili go a long way to avoiding hassle. Just hope my fluency in Spanish is of equal par in a few months time!
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Hi-Ho Hi-Ho off to work I DON'T go!

2/10/2013

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What better place to start than in my favourite coffee shop in Balham...where the journey will be begin and end. Blog writing with coffee and croissant will become creature of habits!

Firstly big thanks for clicking here and reading this - already have over 850 unique visitors therefore can't blame my mum for looking popular! This challenge is to make you come back and read more...so drop me a message with any comments.

WOW...it is finally here...yesterday was last day in office so no BB for 12 months...accounting what??

Big thanks to everyone who has said goodbye. My liver is suitably pickled ready for 12 months of partying around the world...decided that would be much more fun than that "finding myself" rubbish!

Will leave you with this...a traveller at 33 you would think should be mature and sensible...last Friday after way too many German beers at my leaving bash I got home and found my flat mate (lets called him "Baz") on the flat stairs, asleep, dribbling and keys in hand about 3m from front door!! Who says you need to grow up...33 is the new 21! (at least that's what I will tell the girls)

GP

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